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Funny Ginger Jokes
What is the difference between a brick and a ginger?
A brick can get laid!
How many Ginger people does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They prefer to sit in the dark.
I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me.
I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
There was a ginger guy using the self-checkout in Tesco earlier and the machine said “unexpected item in the bagging area”.
Contraceptives.
How does every Redhead joke begin?
By looking over your shoulder!
What is every ginger’s wish?
To go grey early.
What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
Normal.
How can you tell when a ginger is satisfied?
She unties you.
A Russian, an American, and a Ginger were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
The Ginger said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.
To which the Ginger replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”
What do redheads and razor-wire have in common?
Handle both with care.
A guy called in sick for work. His boss asked him what he was sick from. The guy said that he was tired, worn out and just didn’t have the energy to go to work today. When the boss asked why, the guy replied, “I’m married to a redhead.” His boss offered, “Take all the time you need.”
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Why are ginger kids lucky?
They get their own room when they stay at Michael Jackson’s house
The difference between a ginger and a blonde:
A ginger is a blonde from hell.
How do you piss a ginger off?
Say, “haha, I love those ginger jokes!”
What is so funny about a spice used for cooking?
What do redheads and McDonald’s have in common?
You’ve never had it so good and so fast.
Do ginger midgets exist?
Only at the North Pole.
Why did the ginger kid cross the road?
To buy a bottle of sunscreen.
There were three women in a boat, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. The boat sank shortly thereafter.
What’s the difference between ginger and a bowling ball?
You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
And check out Eric Cartman in this great ginger kids rant! and learn more about Ginger history.
Keep reading for more great ginger kid and redhead jokes! All kinds of funny jokes and sayings about people with red hair and freckles. If you didn’t get it by now, gingers are the kids with red hair and freckles. It is rumored they don’t have souls.
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Are you getting tired of blonde and red hair jokes? Check out these funny brunette jokes! Jokes and sayings about brunettes below.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation
Why do brunettes put ice in their nose before they go to work?
So their lunch won’t spoil
What’s a brunette that has dyed her hair?
Artificial intelligence.
There were 3 girls on the run being chased by cops, they went in a barn and hid in 3 seperate bags.
The cops picked up the first bag and the redhead says “meow meow”.
The cops said, “there’s nothing in this bag except kittens”.
They picked up the second bag and the brunette says, “woof woof”.
The cop says “there’s nothing but a puppy in this bag”.
They picked up the third one and the blonde says, “potatoes potatoes”.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage
Why is it good to have a brunette passenger?
You can park in the handicap zone.
Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.
Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
It doesn’t show the dirt.
What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
What’s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.
How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
Check her for a pulse.
What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
An interpreter.
What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water?
A blonde trying to put it out.
Why are most brunettes flat chested?
It makes it easier to read their T-shirt.
The brunette had been married about a year
One day the she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy
He didn’t know how to react
So he started jumping up and down along with her
“Why are we so happy?” he asked
She said, “Honey, I have some really great news for you!”
“Great” he said, “tell me what you’re so happy about”
She stopped, breathless from all the jumping up and down
“I’m pregnant!” she gasped
The husband was ecstatic as they had been trying for quite a while
He grabbed her, and kissed her
“Wow, that is wonderful,” “I couldn’t be happier”
Then she said, “Oh, honey there’s more”
“What do you mean more?”, he asked
“Well we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!”
He was amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant
“How do you that,” he asked
“It was easy,” she said
“I went to the pharmacy and bought the 2 pack home pregnancy test kit”
“Both tests came out positive!”
Why did the brunette get thrown out of the M & M factory?
She kept throwing out all the W’s
A brunette was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on “Science & Nature.” Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?”
She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”
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